Cowabunga. Cowa-fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze infested dirty fuckin sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass, and Splinter's my balls! This game is an inside out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it.