Peter: Mr Booze

Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: You will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if you mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If you been so stiff they thought you died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a library book out and I fells asleep reading it and I left it under the bed. I forgot about it for three and a half years. I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day, but on Amnesty Day I had a sip of Rosé wine and I never made it out of the house

Peter: Who's to blame?

Audience: Who's to blame?

Peter: What's his name?

Audience: We know his name, his name is

Mr. Booze

Mr. Booze

Mr. B-Double O-Z-E don't ever choose

Any game you play with him, you'll lose, so don't mess with Mr. Booze!

Peter: If your head feels like it's two miles wide

Audience: Two miles wide!

Peter: You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testified

Brian: Oh Yeah

Audience: Testify

Carl: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well come forward dear brother and testify!

Carl: I used to be a soda pop guy. Then I switched to the bottle. Now I don't leave my couch and I've seen every movie ever. You name a movie, I've seen it

Audience: Meet Dave

Carl: Seen it

Audience: The Eiger Sanction

Carl: Seen it

Audience: Donovan's Reef

Carl: Seen it

Audience: License to Drive!

Carl: Definitely seen it

Peter, Bruce & Brian: That's a shame

Audience: What a shame

Peter, Bruce & Brian: Who's to blame

Audience: for Corey Haim?

His name is

Mr. Booze

Mr. Booze

Mr. B-Double O-Z-E you must refuse

You'll make the obituary news

If you mess with Mr. Booze

If you've been so stiff they'd thought