First verse
Our heroes set off on a dragon-scaled quest

They've got until dinner, with no time to rest. (Nickel: Ooh, our team gets its own singer? Very cool!)

Our brave heroes and Nickel- (Nickel: Hey!)

Are off to the beast

And once they return

Then they'll have quite the feast!

Second verse
The team trekked to the forest, no weapon in sight

They must climb that tall mountain

Or face quite the plight! (Price Tag: Oh, uh, I mean Pillow easily took out the dragon last episode. We just figure-)

They'll climb that tall mountain

Right now, like I said

And they'll do it without one more silly question! (Book: *sigh* We may as well do what they say.)

Third verse
So Just Not climbed the mountain

Up the endless staircase

And they crossed fiery lava

'Till the mountain was vanquished. (Nickel: Why are we listening to this thing?! It's just wasting our time!)

Just Not noticed two sides

Of the mountain they could slide

One looking serene

One left them petrified! (Bomby: I think the choice is obvious, we'll take the calm side-)

They decided the scarier path

Was the best way to go

It'll train them up and make them strong

For the dragon-y foe! (Nickel: No we're not.)

And they went down the scary one... (Cake: Please, no!)

AND THEN THEY WENT DOWN THE SCARY ONE! AND THEN THEY WENT DOWN THE SCARY ONE!!! (Nickel: Fine! Last chance. This better be helpful!)

Fourth verse
Our heroes disheveled

From the crazy slide quest

Ventured deep through the forest

To the dragon's nest

But on the way they see a spike

And they think it’s quite funny

So they decide to jump on the spikes

And despawn themselves! (Nickel: NO! We're DONE following your singing demands! We're OVER it, and doing it our way NOW!)

Unused fourth verse
Our heroes disheveled

From the crazy slide quest

Ventured deep through the forest

To the dragon's nest

But on the way they see a spike

And they think it’s quite funny

So they decide to jump on the spikes

And kill themselves! (Nickel: NO