"trying to steal my stuff are we? well thats not very nice!"
"with manners like that i should just KICK you out! your unfashionably early anyways."
"the party hasnt even-"
"party? im not here for a party! im here for the gem!"
"oh...wait a minute wait a min..."
"well well your alive!! your not dead at all! you all flesh and bone ohohoho! flesh bone and-"
"alright you twisted my wing! you came all this way after all it would be rude of me to turn you away wouldnt it!"
"hoho! you even brought your plus one!"
"put me down! i told you im not here for some stupid party!"
"ah! ...now if you could just- huh?"
"...oh your enthu-
"AHH!!"
"-siasm inspires me! there is one token fee to get into my party however..
the question remains. would you like to be
STABBED!??!
STRANGLED!!?
CRUSHED!!
oh how about poisoned!! mhmhmhm thats always a good one!"
"what are you talking about!!?"
"well you dont expect to join us like that do you??!!"
"with that pesky mortal body clinging to you like a leech?? nonononono. that just wont do."
"so make your choice. ill do the deed! free of charge. and then the fun can begin!"
"ok. how about. none?"
"none of the above? :T"
"none!!? ohohohoho!!"
"what a great choice!!"
"LETS SPIN THE WHEEL!!!"