"gee i haven't seen any of my viewers for a long time. i wonder what they're up to"
*HEY SHORTY DID YOU KNOW SHARKS DON'T PRODUCE MILK?*
"tank dude?! what do you need now!?"

"seems like that can of penadril had to get a refill or two back there"
"hey blonde! wheres kiara?"
"ň̸̰̻o̷̩͓̐͒ ̶̥̑n̵͓͍̄͑e̶̬͕͒e̸̐̔ͅd̸̝́ ̴̧͙̽ť̵͔̕o̷͍̾̂ͅ ̵̭̥͒ẁ̷̧̞̽o̶͖͛r̷̨̎͜ȓ̸̖ỹ̵̨̥̂ ̸͚́s̵͔͂h̷̪̐ą̶̎͊r̵̳͖͝k̶̯̅y̷͈̳̾ ̶̗̼̈͐c̷͙̼͑a̴͈͗̚ụ̶̄̆s̵̻̯̀ȇ̴͇ ̴̲͕̍̓ỳ̸̢̯o̸͙̫̊̕ů̴̯̼r̸͙̦͝ ̶̙̈j̴̖̈͠ő̴͚͠i̸̧̥̍n̶͕̘͂i̶̠̿n̷̮̚g̵̡͎̅͛ ̸̫̍̅h̵͓̖̽̋ȇ̴̠̇ṛ̸́ͅ ̷̡̩͑͝s̸̲͗o̷͚̎ǒ̸̫͖̾ṇ̷͔̋͊.̷̟̰̌.̷͎̗̄͂.̸̖̊"

"haha! get owned you b--"

this is the mid dialogues



anyways heres some lore: haachama had captured a "squid" and turned them into salami and gave them to DD. then he complained about it having human meat so she checked it and tasted it. it was something beyond what she tasted back then, it was oddly delicious though so she quitted her job as a chef for mr dearest and hunted down people and decided to lead gura into her trap by baiting kiara into cooking with her and made her go "missing" and then captured tankman and did more than make him into food but turned him into a robot

based off: https://youtu.be/IrWofMMiFYA