OHHHHH~
There's a place I know
That's tucked away;
A place where you and I can stay
Where we can go to laugh and play
And have adventures everyday!
I know it sounds hard to believe
But guys and gals it's true
Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!

We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees;
Catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees!
There's endless possibilities
And no
That's not hyperbole!
Our motto's "CAMPE DIEM"
And that means I'm telling you~

We've got:
Archery
Hiking
Search & Rescue
Biking
Horseback
Training that will save you from a heart attack
Scuba diving
Miming
Keeping up with rhyming
Football
Limbo
Science
Stunting
Pre-Calc
Spaceships
Treasure hunting
Bomb defusal
No refusal
Fantasy
Circus trapeze
And Fights
And Ghosts
And Paints
And Snakes
And Knives
And Chess
And Dance
And Weights–

It's Camp Camp!